THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND , HOLD IT GENTLY'

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet
doors and walls.......
A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Tried to shit,
But only farted.

Someone who had a different experience wrote...

You're lucky,
You had your chance,
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here,
To shit and stink,
But all I do,
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls....

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

Sign seen at a restaurant

The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.

Why do women live longer than men?

Why do women have two hands?

And why do men have two hands?

These will make you smile!

When your husband or boyfriend does something that makes you angry;
Don't give in to the temptation to argue, fuss and fight!
Just count to ten, remain calm & after he goes to bed,
Super-Glue his flip flops(thongs) to the floor.

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! .Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig' she retorted indignantly,
'In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives'.

'Hey, coola down lady' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '

$10.00 says you're gonna read this again.